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Green Shoots Anthology
Festival Of Scottish Writing 2003 Edition

11/11/2000 Remembrance Day, Edinburgh After Rain
Angry Cars Architecture by a walk back from Warrender Park Baths
Arthur’s Seat Beer Garden
Calton Hill Chip Shop Venus
City Centre Cab Ride Cut and Pasted
Down Town Extremes Meet
False Witness A Female Friend
Flat Cat Ghost Picture
Graffiti

Home (past the pub)

I forget I'd Rather Be
Imprints Invaders
Invigilator's Tale It's No Fur Me
Jive Ken the Driver Kensit
The Kodak Kid Letters
Libraries Making the Connection
Messed-up in Preston Mother
My Mobile Refuse Receptacle No-one Can Touch Me
Odd Peer Pressure
Punishment for Living too Near the Hospital Rapture City
Recycling Short
Singles Night at Sainsbury's Snap your own time
Soldiers Eyes Sonnetelegy
The Stages of Growing Up Teuchter Uber Alles
Time Waiting
Waiting Room What is a Bus
Winter's End Zebras in Focus
Short
Short of money
Shortbread
Short sighted
Short temper
Short fuse
Short of breath
Short fall
Short of time
Shortly.

Evelyn Muir

My Mobile Refuse Receptacle
Anticipation starts to mount
As the last of the rubbish bags go out.

Resplendent in its green gold livery
My eyes behold my new delivery.

I truly am the Refuse King,
Now I’ve got my Wheelie Bin!

Keith James

Singles Night at Sainsbury’s
You’re super
market trolley tells me
things about you.

You’re wonderful
exotic vegetables and fruit
says you’re healthy
and wealthy
and fond of mangetout
I think I love you.

You’re single
portion of pakora and badjgee
and my spinach paratha
shouts out you’re the one for me.

I check you out
as you’re checking out
with your card of loyalty
would you be true to me
and not to Sainsbury?

H H Fraser

Invigilator’s Tale
Two elephants and several dogs,
Six bears and e’en a snake;
An ant, a donkey and a frog
A motley crew doth make.

Two ducks three rabbits and a sheep,
A cat and a cute chipmunk;
A kangaroo about to leap
And so avoid a skunk.

A tiger and a proud gnu,
A hedgehog and a lamb
Inhabit, too, this wacky zoo
Where presently I am.

I give them all their due respect,
Treat everyone with prudence
As so I do, as you’d expect,
The hundred sweaty students.

Bology’s the test today,
Both Standard Grade and Higher,
The students write the time away,
Their poor young brains on fire.

The cuddly mascots can’t help out
(As far as we can tell);
But they provide, without a doubt,
Support – and luck as well!

Christine Oldfield

Peer Pressure
I’ve never been part of the rat-race,
I’m really much more of a mouse
Who’s frugal and timid and boring
I rarely go out of the house.
Backpackers walk past my window,
They’re off to the wilds or just home
From trekking the far Himalayas
Or viewing the Sistine in Rome.
Young men with a purpose stroll past me,
A Vodaphone grows from their ear;
They might miss a blip in the market,
Pay far too much for their beer.
Women of magazine chicness
And shoulderpad structure strut by,
Equality rules in the workplace
So off to the nursery they fly
To pick up their two-point-four children
Perhaps to cook dinner for ten-
Equality means that they’re better
And do twice as much as the men.
Geraniums bloom in my sill-box
While pussycat purrs on my knee,
Some scones in the kitchen are cooling
My nieces are coming to tea.
They know I’m not part of the rat-race
I’ve hoarded away all my life
They figure my will could be altered
Then they might escape from the strife.
But really that’s not been my purpose
So when they come knocking at three
A new Gucci suit I’ll be wearing
And high-heels as tall as a tree.
My plane ticket’s safe in my wallet
My new leather luggage is packed
With every conceivable outfit
You’d need for a world trip and back.
Although I’m not part of the rat-race
I’ve always been able to see
That the principle guideline of ratlife
Is “Look after little old me”.
So that’s what I’m doing to show them
That even a mouse of my years
Can mutate to superior rodent
And race with the best of my peers.
Anne Marie Connolly

 

 

Down Town
Wet street,
Glistening cobbles.
Wet pavement,
Turning dark.
Sodden blanket,
Huddled dogs
and man.
Polystyrene cup,
Small change.
Could ye spare?
Walk on
Bye.

Deryck Foulner

Waiting Room
They are mostly old, like me, leaning on sticks.
We are all rather the worse for wear. I can see
pain in their eyes and resignation. Mine too?
We were brought up not to fuss: we do not expect
miracles, only perhaps a little more
mobility and less pain. Our lives are fading
in a minor key, circumscribed by frailty.
The magazines are old too and the chairs hard.
We wait, patient patients for our turn to come
for an X-ray or just for reassurance
that our bodies will see us out. We accept
that old bones break and old hearts fail.
I dread the undignified fall and the fear
of falling which keeps me immured,
alone on a sunny December day.

Pauline Whitfield

Home (past the pub)
Sweetly stale smells of ale
Waft from open doors.
Out pours the gag
Of piss and puke and fags.
A sharp shatter and a dropped glass
smashes
And a cheer explodes and roars and fades to dull applause.
High pitch girls bitch and pick with sharpened claws.
Juke box bumps with electric jangle.
The cash till bleep beep beeps kerching.
A stilted croon
Familiar tune…..
…..Karaoke!
Hokey, cokey!
Fat hips sway.
Flat feet tap.
A slow clap.
Geddoff.

H L Foster

Jive

She used to play the blues,
and play strip poker in the common room at school;
watch Grease and the Wizard of Oz,
and go to musicals.

She used to know all the gossip,
who fancied who and if they were in with a chance;
make up dance routines in the lounge,
and cut her own hair.

She used to skive off school,
go drinking with the boys in the park in the afternoon;
know Shakespeare off by heart,
and how to jive.

Rachel Shirley

Libraries
Words
trickle
into my mind
cool
streams
of letters.

Books linger
Back

Behind
Deep
shelves
of thought.

Deluges
of
dialogues
rush
under
silent pages.

Quiet pools
pondering
circle
lightly
in my mind.

Libraries
are oceans.

Sian Hughes


Recycling
First she emptied her words of all feeling
then she gave then to me – like you empty a cup of water,
she extracted the life force.

I hope you find something suitable, she said,
(my name curled in her mouth – a curse)
And don’t be a stranger.

But before her words could reach me they
fell onto the floor.
We stood looking at them for a solemn minute.
And since she did not reach to retrieve them
I left them lying there, thin and disagreeable as fish scales.

Over my shoulder I saw her collect them
and feed them into the
paper shredder.

H Doherty

Flat Cat
They offered me
a flat cat.
Handy, I thought.
I could fold him up
and put him in a drawer
when I go away.
But would he stick
sharp corners into me?

Silly me. They meant
a cat who would take to
a tray on my balcony,
two floors up, and not ask
Where’s the garden, then?
He would welcome me
and sit purring on my lap
like a warm pudding.

Pauline Whitfield

Letters
For a start,
you were always somewhere exotic,
with strange animals on the stamps.
You would tell me what was happening there,
that it wasn’t as hot as everyone thought,
about the food, and some news from home
that I’d somehow not heard.
And you’d tell me what you missed,
like Irn Bru and proper chocolate.
Moreover, you gave me advice,
and taught me essential Arabic.

Rachel Shirley

Odd
I look
odd.
I’m nice,
lonely,
but I look
odd.

She looks
odd
They say
And pass on.
Slowly I plod,
Looking
odd
Home.

Sian Hughes

Imprints
You grasped the pen tightly in your hand
and pressed on it so hard when you wrote
that it left its mark, not just in ink,
but an imprint,
like a distant memory
on the page after, and the page after that.

That night when I opened the book
and tore out the pages you’d written
to file away for some other time,
I saw the imprint you left
and I knew that you would still be in my mind
the day after and the day after that.

Catriona Mackie

A Female Friend
I told someone how much I cared for you
They said I should take care.
I ask why?
They answer,
The trouble with having a female for a friend is
There may come a time when you’ll
Fancy the female
A lot more than the friend.

Frank Smith

Mother
Silky crushed like poppy petal,
Slack skin ageing folds underarm,
Sink in slow gravid seduction
Cheeks and eyes feature seasons’ line,
Barley hair brushed hourglass silver,
Hands road-mapped, fingers still bone-strong:
Loving ripened self reflection.

L Kiew

Ken the Driver Kensit
We took an Urquhart trip up North, and sallied forth across the Firth,
We never will forget our Driver - his name was Ken, aye Ken McIvor.
He kens the way from here to Garve, he kens his people wouldna starve.
He kens the places we would stop, ev'ry toilet, café, shop.
He kens just where to go for tea - where to drink and where to pee.
He kens his roads and routes of course, he kens the ways you ride a horse.
What facts and folks does Ken no ken, wouldna mak to number ten.

Ken kens each glen, each moor and ben, the which, the what, the where and when.
Geography, he kens the Highlands, the straths and firths and aa the islands:
He kens the mountains and Munros - their peaks still wreathed in winter snows.
He kens the seashore and the lochs - the crannogs and the ancient brochs.
He kens the buzzard frae the eagle, the hoodie craw and ony seagull.
He kens, if Cuillen is your goal, the Sky's the limit for the toll.
What Ken McIvor doesna ken, doesna merit my puir pen.

He kens our history as well - what made the Jacobites rebel.
('RISING' he corrects the word, an argument we've maybe heard)
He kens the chiefs, their clans and lands, they fought to keep from foreign hands.
He kens the tartan kilts they're wearing, he even kens armorial bearings.
Ken kens them now they run hotels, frae Aberfoyle to Dundonell.
He kens them aa, he kens their halls, the stagheads and the Highland balls.
What heedorum hoddorum Ken's forgot isnae worth a single jot.

Hotels Ken kens and how they fare, what is here and what is there,
He kens the folk that entertain you, and the guys that please, the guys that pain you,
He kens their music, rock and pop, and jigs and reels up 'Round the Top',

He kens each tavern, disco, hotspot, he kens the pubs and clubs and what not,
He kens his poetry and verse, in Scots, in Gaelic and in Erse,
He talks of Ossian, even turns, to link that Bard wi Rabbie Burns.
We kent each day he'd give the gen, there's nocht that our Ken didna ken.

To end this Ode to Ken McIvor, we ken no finer Guide and Driver,
P.S. - this word o'thanks in writing, from Emma, Keith and

Ronnie Crichton

False Witness
Why did you lie those months
And minutes flaying
With each untruth,
Gagged neglect tearing skin,
Slipping broken words
Into soft private places,
leaving so finally
A frayed skeleton
Corroded by concealment.
It would be kinder
to deadhead our love
With the bald and brittle truth.

L Kiew

City Centre Cab Ride
I’m taking a cab in the autumn-
the neon lights fuzz in the rain.
"Where are you off to, my darlin?"
The rain hammers hard on the pane.
"Horrible weather we’re havin"
I smile and have nothing to say
but should I be controversial
I’m sure that would ruin his day
I wish we could say what we feel
and enjoy the awkward silence
at least we could keep it real
stop sensitive subject avoidance.
"Back to work th’ morrow?"
Another week of the same
"A pleasure to meet you, honey."
I grin and take my change.

Rosalind McCaig

Arthur’s Seat
Along the Radical Road, air cuts the lungs.
The frost has chipped out faces in the rock:
Easter Island, long-boned arrogance
sneers into the sky.
Above, a kestrel slits the updraft,
whetted on pedigree and cold
to a sharpened wing.

And the wind, slicing tears from the eyes,
lifts sounds and scenes from the palette of streets:
sirens and chainsaws; trucks reversing
through a white noise of city;
headstones spaced like seedlings in a cemetery;

and a jogger, thin with distance,
running on the limit of eyesight.

This summit, basalt-stepped, is as remote
as any pavement in this town,
untalkative. Like any capital
stone-pillared to nobility,
this is the crown of Edinburgh:
here, above all, one may be alone.

Dave Pritchard

Calton Hill
That day I was moody.
Do you remember?
We climbed to the top of Calton Hill
And sat and smiled and cried
On that ancient monument above the city.
That day we knew you’d soon be gone,
And the stone arches soared in celebration
Of things half finished or only half begun.
And as the city moved below,
The grass shivered in the breeze.
The people came and went.
The shadow of our pillar grew and lengthened,
Until it tumbled down the hillside to Holyrood;
And still we sat.
The columns climbed above us, brave and obsolete.
We stood below on massive steps;
Small,
Half finished,
Yet only half begun.

Lisa J Young

I forget
Just a line to say I’m living,
that I’m not among the dead;
Though I’m getting more forgetful
and mixed up in the head

I got used to my arthritis,
to my dentures I’m resigned.
I can manage my bifocals
but, God, I miss my mind!

For sometime I can’t remember,
when I stand at the foot of the stairs,
If I must go up for something
or have I just come down from there?

And before the fridge so often
my poor mind is filled with doubt;
Have I just put food away
or have I come to take some out?

So remember that I love you
and wish that you were near.
Now it’s nearly mail time
so must say goodbye, dear.

Mr C Morrow


Architecture by a walk back from Warrender Park Baths.
'The Buildings of Scotland: Marchmont: A square site..long blocks of four-story baronial tenements .. Scoticized…their architects cannot all be mentioned - only those who within the prescribed formula managed to be more different than the others. The winner, with his fondness for quirky detail,.. is Edward Calvert.'

Marchmont on the Meadows has hats on!
Frilly granny mutchies angle back the corners
keeping an eye on South Spottiswoode Street,
lookout for the seven cockaded hussars
seven stories tall in Warrender Park Crescent
Up ahead, there's an onion shaped tower.
Perhaps the Patriach of Moscow
has a holiday home here
And there's a pointy witch's hat -
though you do not have to be a witch
to live there, I think.
There's even crows' foot gables
pedunculate from windowsills!
That'll be for the bats, I expect.
Look back at South Spottiswoode Street -
South Spottiswoode Street's layers
of bulging bow windows watching
each other above pursed doorways.

They'll jump each other, one day.

This is called symmetry - approved by
The Buildings of Scotland stroke Edinburgh
But Marchmont on the Meadows has hats on.

B Addison

Angry Cars
A poem to highlight the growing problem of motorists parking on the pavements in the streets of Edinburgh.

Yer car’s angry mister,
can ye no hear it.
It’s angry.
There at the front, mister,
hissin like it’s boiling mad.
Naw, no right at the front, mister.
There, there on the wheel,
go’an spit oan it, ye’ll get bubblies.
My dad show’d me that,
fer mendin flatties.
Aye, it’s angry.
Angry like it’s goin tae burst.
Naw, wisnae me, mister,
nivver tuch’d it, whit a thing tae say!
An me tryin tae help ye’s too.
Naw, it was when ye kerbied it.
Did the same masel wi ma bike.
Ma maw was fit tae burst she wis.
Will your maw be angry, mister,
angry like yer car?

Alistair Potter

Rapture City
Outside St Giles
Samurai drummer
Is moved on
By a twitchy wee
Policewoman

Second try
Piper drones up
Right next door

Samurai
Asks him nicely
To wheesht

Piper pipes down
Drummer drums
Crowd claps

Samurai asks weans
To have a bash
Wee lassie thuds
The giant drum.
Her eyes close.

Helen Dunwoodie

Poem: No-one Can Touch Me
No-one can touch me
if I keep them out of reach
if I don’t let them close
I’ll be safe
I can’t be touched

No-one can touch me
when I disappear into my mind
I lose myself, staying hidden
until I’m ready to be found
They can’t touch me

No-one can touch me
with lies or deceit
I’m no fool I’ve heard it all before
falseness and smarm
go hand in hand
It can’t touch me

No-one can touch me
unless true or a child
I save my love for those
that need or deserve it
Only they can touch me

Patsy Noble

Time
Time is like a patchwork quilt.
Dark bits, bright bits.
Dark bits,
Under the stairs, the bombs falling
Husband three thousand miles away.
Bright bits.
Weddings, christenings, time together.
Time does not march with steady tread.
When together, it cannot be held back.
When apart, nothing will hurry it.

Time varies.
In Africa, time waits for people.
Weddings begin, when everyone is ready,
Not before.
In Europe, time is shackled to the clock and bell.

When retired, there is plenty of time.
Time to give a hand, time to listen.
Time for the grandchildren.

And in the end,
We know that we will pass
Beyond time itself.

Evelyn Harker

Winter’s End
No-one mourns the death
of an icicle,
Shedding its lifeblood,
Drip by drip,
On uncaring ground.
Only the fallen leaves
Bear witness
As winter’s fangs are drawn.

St Clair


Beer Garden
in the beer garden
of a pub I never took you to
there is a sign by an old yew tree
which says that in 1490
a nun and a monk were hanged
and buried there
for unbecoming conduct
I think of them
and miss you

Rachel Haines

Invaders
I am a little earthworm,
slimy to the touch.
I spend my days beneath the ground,
so I don’t see very much;
But I hear there are invaders
who have come across the sea,
Antipodean flatworms
who like the taste of me!
I think that they are stinkers,
I do not like their smell;
They may come from New Zealand,
but I’d send them all to hell.

Donald Miller

Ghost Picture
Your face
super-imposed on the world that I see,
you idle
on this side of the lens
behind my eyes.
I am a November night.
Your name
is the luminous trail
of a sparkler.

G Will Smith

Zebras in Focus
I think of zebras in Zimbabwe,
See shimmering, stripy signatures
On rotund fairground horses
On Hwange’s endless plain.

You think of the same safari,
Remember fiddling with focal lengths,
Messing with your light meter
To produce the perfect photograph.

Mounted on black in your album,
Your memory of zebras in Zimbabwe –
Frozen, lifeless images, not perfect
Enough for a picture postcard.

I smile and remember the zebras
Nuzzling and cuddling each other.

You look bemused and say
You hadn’t even noticed.

Juliet Wilson

Graffiti
Clearly alone.
Down a long path
to a grey boulder beach.
Between vertical rock
and cold slapping sea.
No living beings
to mourn a fall.
Too cold to sit,
too hard to scramble.
Pretty shells
Splintered to dust.
Rocks blue grey
Smooth, rough, immovable.
Black talking water below
across one cold stone face
“Susan loves Ricky”
sprayed unevenly.
In pink.

Miriam Dolby

Punishment for Living too Near the Hospital
Every time
A siren
Goes down
My street
I feel it
From the tips of my ears
To the toes of my feet.

Julie Clark

What is a Bus
A bus is a figment
Of your imagination
If you are in a hurry.

Iain Harvey

11/11/2000 Remembrance Day, Edinburgh

Saturday morning, we're on the number 82 bus, going into town to take a look at Jenners, fabled store my friend from Nottingham has never visited. We comment approvingly on the smart restaurants and chic clothes shops seen as the bus goes along George Street. And then we pull over. Halt. In between official stops. Why? Driver needing to lose time? Suddenly, we understand. It's the eleventh of November, it's nearly eleven o'clock, we're about to observe the two minutes silence. The passengers stop talking, save for a couple of Australians, in town for the rugby, perhaps. The bus driver resumes the journey.
What did I think of in those two minutes? Nothing much. No great thoughts. Plans for the rest of the day I suppose. But one flash of memory: I'm twelve years old, sitting at a school desk, not daring to move during the two minutes silence. It's a Latin lesson. Afterwards, our teacher, Mr Davies, tells us he'd been a prisoner of war in Italy. "Sir, could you talk to the guards in Latin, sir?" " Could you, sir" " Sir, did they torture you?" "Did you starve, sir?" He smiles. Inward-looking. Pauses. And then continues the class.
The Designer Room. My friend isn’t happy these days, things are difficult for her. She likes expensive clothes: soft leather, cashmere, silk. They're comforting. So we look at a rack of Autumn fashions, admire the seams, the cut, the detail. She tries on a coat. "The line is good," I say, "it suits you. Nice colour, too." It goes back on the rail; she's not in the mood. We'd settled her husband, who's not well, on the only seat we could find. It's in the Bridal Room. When we go back to fetch him, he's fast asleep, lolling, tweed hatted, incongruous, amongst the tiaras, veils, waterfalls of white silk. Assistants watch us politely, distantly, as we rouse him.
Across Princes Street a smooth lawn glints dazzling and bright in the amazing mid-day sunshine. It's the Garden of Remembrance. Busy: single men, one or two families, many photographers. We go in, squint at the offerings: wreath of poppies, elaborate crosses, official messages from the Lord Provost and suchlike High Heid Yins. Then we see the small, simple wooden crosses stuck into the earth in front of appropriate regiments or divisions, some with pencilled messages: 'For Uncle Peter', 'Grandad Billy', others are left plain.
They are very moving. The sun, low in these northern latitudes, casts long, angular shadows over the grass. I notice a wreath for the A.T.S., no personal tributes here, and unexpectedly think of my mother. She used to sing a mournful dirge when she was in a good mood. It began: " When this bleeding war is over, Oh, how happy I shall be…" I start to hum the tune.
My mother joined the army, two days after her twenty first birthday, on the ninth of July 1941. She was at first an ambulance driver in London, but had some sort of nervous breakdown: she talked, very rarely, about driving through bombing raids; later she was driver to a Padre and based in Shrewsbury. She earned two shillings and ninepence a day and was discharged on the eighth of November 1945
My friends and I are on our way to the tour buses and as we lurch around the city, listening to the comments and tired jokes of the guide, my mind keeps slipping out of gear, going back to all those army allusions of my childhood: no names, no pack drill, said as a warning against telling tales. Well, kiss me goodnight sergeant-major, to express astonishment. We didn't go the doctor when we were children, we went on sick parade, if we talked of a friend it would be quite likely for us to be asked: name, rank and number?
The bus reaches Charlotte Square, the blacked out windows there are signalled, the window tax described. My thoughts continue to wander. The army, the A.T.S., looked after its own in a way: paid the girls, fed them, vaccinated recruits, distributed cigarettes, clothing coupons and leave permits. And in return the women soldiers risked their lives. Even at the Home Front. I think of her driving that ambulance. My mother seemed to survive the war, however. She finished in one piece, at least. But she died at a comparatively young age
Sometimes I'm dramatic about her death: 'It was the regular issue of cigarettes that killed her' I suggest. A lifetime habit was certainly formed when she was in the Army. " It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in" she'd say, spluttering. Wild woodbines, tintacks, coffin nails, one and three pence halfpenny for ten. She was addicted and lung cancer caught up with her. Typical of my family, no medals, no glorious death: dulce et decorum est pro patria mori is not her epitaph. 'She smoked for her country' not the phrase of the Garden of Remembrance. And yet, the nation should be grateful, I think with belated loyalty. She served four years in the army, years followed by a hard peace: feckless husband, poverty, all us children to be fed, clothed, brought up to earn a living. The tour guide intrudes again: "…and hence the phrase: 'daylight robbery'. In the house on the corner, Earl Haig…" and I return to my memories.
When the bus gets back to Waverley we decide to go for a coffee. It's been chilly upstairs in the open, despite the sunshine. I ask my friends to wait for me a moment. I slip off and buy a little cross from the booth outside the garden. ANN, I write on it in biro. Then push it into the soft green grass, in front of the A.T.S. wreath. Pause. She has been remembered.
We'll go to Holyrood after lunch. There'll be a good meal this evening. I've done all the shopping for it. The day is going well.

Penny Goodchild McWatters

Snap your own time
I think of the smoothness
of what your thoughts are,
and the curl of your smile
in knowledge and yes.
What completeness there lies
in the circle of you,
how you breathe and crotchet the beat
of logic and passion
that touches your spine.
Mostly I think of the touch
that is us
and the smile
and the laugh innuendo
that is two.
The step on the beat brings
now no tomorrow, now time
while the look says no further,
and Feelings say Mine!
Each now is the instant
we have, now it's gone
To have more, let go -
Snap your own time.

Bella Stewart

Teuchter Uber Alles
Hedrum Hodrum
Whisky and Kilts
Haggis and masses
Of bonnie young lassies
An tartans an drovers
An sheep that speak Gaelic
An English owned papers wae fake Scottish names
With McGregor this and McDonald that
Oh cum oan yi Sassenachs
Did yi no know am t-total
That ah cannie stan haggis
An don't wear a kilt
Ah don't live oan a croft on some remote island
Murdering lobsters for your appetite
Ah live in a City
Ah listen to Buddha
Ah watch television
An programme computers
Ah read John Paul Satre
Ah drink herbal tea
An you like a fool
Try tae stereotype me!

Alexander Neilson

Soldiers Eyes
Before the sniper took him by surprise
What did he see with those sad dead eyes
Was it this never ending hell
The wire the trenches
Or where his best friend fell
Or when he was down and dying on his knees
A far better place he perceives
Where there was peace and joy
And blossom trees.

Tom MacKay

Cut and Pasted
There she was
Sixty-five if a day
Boobs bandanaed into bikini top
Big denim shorts
Held together bum and tum
Where the sand had sunk.
She chasséd along, confident, colonial
On thin legs
Bare feet splayed
Flat sunhat
Shades, deckchair.
Cut and pasted straight from Crete
On to Bellevue’s London Street.

Irene Brown


After rain,
Secret diamonds glitter
A mirrored dance of silvery dew.

Rosemary Bowman

Extremes Meet
The North Sea’s
last laugh
after a hot day
in the capital
haar haar haar

John Drosten

The Stages of Growing Up
Strange feelings
Sore belly too
I’m growing up just like you
Mum.
Two pointy pyramids
Begin to form
A rounder belly
And a higher form.
Grumps in the morning
Greasy hair
Blackheads you just can’t get rid of yet
Use some ‘Tea Tree’ it works you’ll see!
Fall outs with friends
And arguments follow
These are the stages of growing up.

Hannah Fraser

Waiting
Chunks of my life are spent
waiting for buses. Time is not
the issue; I have plenty of that
and to spare. I have never
wasted time until now.
At 82 you could say
I am waiting for death, not buses.
My grandmother sat, serene,
lace cap and knitting,
waited on hand and foot.
I sometimes wonder
which will come first:
death or the bus?

Pauline Whitfield

Chip Shop Venus
chip shop Venus
make-up’s loud
tight-fit overall
pulls a crowd
serving tables
haddock teas
pudding suppers
mushy peas
behind the counter
sweated face
vinegar shaker
knows her plaice
chip shop Venus
rebuffs each trier
you’ll just get food
- her dad’s the fryer

John Drosten

I’d Rather Be
(We have all been invited to a social function at one time and,
for one reason or other, been reluctant to attend. Once there,
however, it has turned out better than expected.)
We’ve been invited oot tae a party
Frae people I dinna quite like,
I’d rather be dipped in iced water
Or crossing the sea on ma bike.
I’d rather be put in a snake pit
Or roast in the hot fires o’ hell,
I’ll take a wee stroll doon by Seafield,
And savour the ‘heavenly’ smell.
How about being thrown tae the lions
As the Christians were long, long ago,
Or listen tae songs sung by Cilla,
But on seconds thoughts – maybe no’!
I’d rather be chucked oot an aircraft,
Sky-diving is really ma’ scene,
Or rowing the Wild North Atlantic
With a complexion distinctly – pea-green
How about wrestling a grizzly
Or swimming with piranha fish,
Meeting a gorgeous young mermaid
And only having one wish.
I’d rather go doon tae the dentist
And cheerfully face the big drill,
I’d rather eat some o’ yon curry
That makes me exceedingly ill.
But wait; just hang on a minute
This party’s no quite sae bad,
The people are really quite friendly,
It’s one o’ the best nights I’ve had!

Jim Cunningham

Messed-up in Preston
In desperation and panic, I reached the second staging point of this epic journey.
Dry-mouthed and shaking, I (person who hates people, sociopath, I guess), terrified of the consequences of being late, have arrived almost three hours early.
I have my ticket safely tucked away in my pocket, my passage for the final leg and find myself a seat. Wooden and hard, I have to remain here for the next couple of hours before I inter myself into the woollen and metal tomb which will be my home for the next six hours.
I watch an entirely cosmopolitan crowd squeaking and slipping their way across the wet rubberised floor, fag-ends scattering before their toes. Alien languages pique my interest but nothing can be gained from their clamour.
Teenagers and the youth, self-glamourised, meet in racketful reunion, resplendent in shit-stoppers and beige baseball caps. Heading towards a more interesting and rewarding night than I can possibly imagine.
Enforced classlessness throws the middle-aged, middle income in with the drunken, abusive homeless and the heavily politicised student. The old and retired rubbing shoulders with the drug addled schemies. Middle class dignity is stretched to breaking point and panic attacks are only just submerged behind the faces of the well-heeled.
Skin colours galore and stunning ethnic attire clash with the shabby, haphazard, couture of British urban youth.
Today’s shoppers line up like cattle in the slaughter-house, peering through drizzle-soaked windows for the short hop home. Branded plastic bags akimbo, they panic as the stunted bus arrives and start to jostle for the best position and , hopefully, a window seat. Staggering, and almost coming to blows, in a scene reminiscent of swine bent on suicide.
Drivers and conductors stride knowingly and disdainfully through the throngs, knowing that they, at least, are not going to find themselves in the wrong pen of the near eighty provided.
The ubiquitous, mumbling drunk seeks me out and sits down to chat. I try to explain to him how much I empathise with his situation and try to describe a little of my own, sordid history, but in the end, I can only spare one solitary cigarette and know that, in half an hour, I will have been completely forgotten.
Nature calls and I have to stow the liquor which alleviates my personal pain. I stagger, heavy-handed, protecting my life’s belongings, to the urine-soaked den of the loitering pervert, the snottering drunk and the hassling addict
Outside, the day darkens as the drizzle becomes a downpour. The thin, reedy tunes of the youngsters’ mobile phones clash with horns and reversing signals of the buses outside creating a discordant and slightly other-worldly symphony. The louder voices and chanted songs of the gathering youth gladden me that three hours has now become only one hour to wait.
A young man, seated on the next bench to me, studies a shlock video purchased only minutes before, in the hope that it will distance him from the passing tide of humanity.
A group of teenagers run and slide, screaming, on the wet rubber, full of glee at their own audacity.
A disconcerting amount of tasty snack foods parade by in the hands of be-suited commuters. I find myself entirely jealous, not only of their ability to consume but of their power as consumers.
There is beauty here too. Gorgeous women float by, assured of their own shining brilliance, irregular but still enough to stir my loins.
The huge clock, suspended above me, reminds me that I’m returning from paradise to purgatory through several hours of physical torture. One o’clock arrives and the entire tempo of the station alters. Cosmopolitan concourse becomes a pre-pubescent paradise as the place is flooded by teenagers. I suddenly realise that I am not, in fact, headed for purgatory, I am already there and simply awaiting my transfer to the other side.
Back in the cradle of dis-civilisation, police sirens meld with the political protest on our stereo, creating a die-orientating quadrophenia.
Twelfth floor level and still closer to the street than the concrete wasteland I left, my back aches from toting my worldly belongings and my neck aches from craning to clock the gorgeous visions I am, simply, not used to.
There I could walk for several miles (and frequently did) without seeing a friendly or even vaguely attractive face. I step off the bus here and, within ten minutes, I meet a close friend I haven’t seen in many years. I haven’t really ever left here, I’ve simply been ‘missing in action.’

Niall Simpson

The Kodak Kid
My mother and my father
Faded now
Curled at the edges
But in the middle
I am bright
A dress of cotton white
That laces to my body
Then full to shoes
They saved for.
Just like my parents I am
Faded now
Curled at the edges
But in the middle I am bright
Flashlit by memory
The album in the drawer
Still holds their love
And so do I.

Anne Marie Connolly

Sonnetelegy
Hilly up and hilly down
Steepy stairs and wynds and closes
Deedily dark historial town
Dud volcano in rood park re-poses
Like a damp squib.
At Christmas helter skelter rides
And ferris wheels from noon to moon
Princes’ trees strung up like with lights
Blackpool manifests like Brigadoon
For Hogmanay plc.
Where’s the old fire?
Where has it gone?
The fizz of Hume’s mind
The romance of the stone.

Lily Crawford
Making the Connection
A website for the dead? Why not?
Everything is possible;
emails – infinity.com -
Surely it is not beyond the power
of IT brains to make the connection.
They must be queuing up
to send a message to us, bereft,
longing for a loving word
from husband, wife, lover,
children, once familiar with games
played ad nauseam on computers.
They will be the first to reach us.
Whether you believe in God or science
work on it, Bill Gates.
This is your chance.

Pauline Whitfield

It’s No Fur Me
Ma’ma says ah huv’tae wear it
but if ah huv’ a’ll no be there.
cos’ma’ pals’ll caw me Nancy
an’ neighbours’ll goup an’ stare.
Ma gramps’ll say am posin’
ma gran jist shake her heid
N’everybudy’ll get a laugh
an’ a’ll wish ah wis’ deid.
A blame it oan ma’ sister
she ayeways gets her way
jist cos’ she’s getting’ married
A’m no allowed a say.
Ma faither say’s a’m handsome
ma cousin say’s a’m cute
but if ah really hud ma way
ah’d wear ma birthday suit.
The dreaded day’s upon us
Ah kin feel ma pecker wilt.
cos’ ma’s insistin’ that ah wear
this pesky tartan kilt.

Joy Gray

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